Awkward And Awesome Thursday!

AWKWARD:
1. When you run into someone at the grocery store and they look at your cart and say, "wow, that's a ton of food." Um thank you rude girl for calling me fat? And then not two seconds later the guy at the register says, "wow, so how long does it take you to eat all of this food?" I AM NOT FAT.
2. That guy at the gym who deems it necessary to an ab workout in front of your face with his tight pants on. His man junk was all over the place, and I didn't want to see it.
3. When you accidentally fall asleep on the couch and you wake up to strangers that don't live in your building just staring at you. Erm good morning? Who are you?
4. Going to scrape off your car before church because a huge snow storm came, and you are almost done, it is cold, and then you just slip right to your death on the concrete. And no one sees. And if they did, they sure acted like they didn't, but I saw their laughs.
5. Walking up the stairs to a class on the most busy stairwell between one lecture class that just got out, and another going into the same room, and you fall. Not only did I trip up the stairs in front of 30+ people, but I didn't recover and ended up crawling up them the rest of the way. Yes, I said crawl.

AWESOME:
1. Being at a huge dance party and dancing your pants off when you come to find that you lost your ID. In the thousands of people that were there one comes up after the dance and says, "hey is this yours, I found it." Oh thank the heavens because there was NO CHANCE that that sucker was ever to be claimed again.
2. Those two men on the bus that dress up in black unitard suits so not a pinch of their skin is being shown, and just when you think they are going to rob you, they come up and give you candy and say that they hope you have a happy valentine's day. Even though I don't eat candy from strangers, it was still thoughtful.
3. When all of your other roommates are either sick or dying you are the only one that doesn't have an illness. Go vitamin C!
4. Getting letters in the mail, simply the best, yet so surprising.
5. My new poncho. It was a guilt trip into buying, but it was fifteen dollars. Say Whaaa? Yes, you heard me, and how could I pass that up?

Black&White&Red All Over.

Lately I find myself catching up with an old friend who goes by the name of senioritis. He isn't a dear friend, and he convinces me to stay out later, wake up later, and not do anything that I should be i.e. homework, cleaning, etc. Isn't he just the best? So with that enchantment I now don't get dressed anymore, and I never do anything fun and exciting to post about. But you are in luck, because I just-so-happened to take pictures of the day I actually got ready. I just hope I don't get your hopes up that this will keep occurring because it is dead winter and I just want to be a hibernating bear.

Whatever the Prez Says...

And if he says that he doesn't want the world to work or go to school in celebration of him being in charge, then I guess we MUST comply. I mean, I'm not complaining or anything, I just think it is interesting that the world shuts down to celebrate dead guys. But thanks for the leadership. Go freedom.

Life Lately According to My iPord.

Life is pretty simple right now, no stresses, no complications, no complaints. Well, besides the weather being psychotic...but these are the moments when I typically need a change in my life, that point when I realize that I'm just letting it pass me by. Who knows, maybe I'll chop off my hair, get a tattoo, or go bungee jumping. Just kidding on that last one, bridges freak me out WAY too much. Or maybe I will just take this time to soak it all in, enjoy and relax, because it is already midterms for second semester and this year has passed me by much too quickly. Holy. Cow.

Love can Shove it.

Okay call me bitter because no I am not dating someone and yes I am fully aware that it is Valentine's day, but really? I'm sorry but I am not a huge fan of having one day in particular where you are supposed to show your love by doing corny "romantic" things such as giving chocolates and teddy bears to prove your "affection". I believe that we should do these things everyday because we want to, not because we feel like we HAVE to. The cards, the flowers, the candy is all irrelevant to actually caring about someone. You want to show someone you love them? How about on a non-significant day you stay home all day with your significant other, make a fort, watch a chick flick because she wants too, and just be. No candles, no bubble baths, just two people stopping their lives to just take a moment and soak it in. But, for the rest of us that have nothing going on, were just going to go buy ourselves chocolate and eat away our feelings at the fact that we have no one except our cats. Until next year, stupid cupid.

Here Comes the Sun.

Now please don't ever leave me again; I don't think my white skin can handle it.

Awkward and Awesome Friday?

So I'm sorry for being a little lame-o and not posting at all lately. But for one, nothing too exciting is going on in my life right now, unless you want me to post about how I went grocery shopping, but also there has been NOTHING uncomfortably awkward in life lately...which is weird because your talkin' to the queen of anything totally bazaar.

And before we begin I would just like to point out that this was the boys idea to put on the yay cleavage shirt and I must say that they pull it off better because they have more cleavage than yours truly.

AWKARD:

1. When your studying your little brains out at the library with friends and your trying your very hardest to be quiet but you are not good at whispering and some brat girl comes over to clearly point that out by saying, " um, you guys really need to be quiet or get out now." Woah woah woah, I'm sorry little miss but last time I checked you were not the owner of this library and clearly not wearing a badge. But whatever, I took her dirty look and stomped out of there as loudly as I could. HA.

2. For some reason whenever I feel uncomfortable, nervous, or awkward I now get super hot and my face just decides to turn as bright red as it can get without my control. So if the situation wasn't any more uncomfortable, now my face shows it.

3. That ONE TIME you forget put on deodrant in the morning because your running late and it just-so-happens to be the day that no one sits in your same row in class. Correlation?

4. When your riding on the bus ( and yes I am fully aware that I have an awkward bus moment at least once a week) anyway, when your riding the bus and it is super crowded and the man standing right in front of your face not only has his crotch staring at you, but his zipper is undone.

5. When a friend comes to visit at school and your in a room full of all your friends and he asks you, "Morgan how's your boyfriend doing?" Um, Wade, I don't have a boyfriend. "Oh, so you're going on dates right?" Um, no Wade I am not currently. But thanks for pointing out the fact that I don't talk to guys!!!

AWESOME:

1. Breaking 1,000,000 on Temple Run finally. And yes, that is six zeros my friends.

2. Being done-o-la with all of my tests. And not to brag, but doing pretty dang good considering the fact that I had 5 of those suckers in less than a week.

3. All of these boys that I hang out with getting their mission calls. Holy mama, it is so exciting not only to see them making such good decisions, but watching their faces as they find out where they are going all over the world. Trust me, it's about enough to make your heart break from pure joy.

4. Finally getting over my fear of a public gym and not only going everyday, but lifting weights. Say Whaa? yes. Getting swoll, in public.

5. Getting a flight to Tempe. Only one month until I get to be in the sun, in the fun, and with my best friend!!!!