Awkward and Awesome Thursday!

AWKWARD:

1. Telling someone that you see someone walking terribly awkward and then turning around to find that the awkward walker has a broken neck.
2. Seeing a guy take a stroll in 100 degree weather with a girl on the side of the road in a tuxedo. She was wearing jeans and a shirt.
3. Peeling for 11 days stright.
4. Walking into a bathroom and seeing a dog in the stall... the owner was not blind....
5. Opening the door for someone in a gas station WAY out in the middle of no where, they not seeing you, me thinking that they saw me and let go of the door, thereby crushing them in between two doors and laughing about it out loud. Right in front of them.

AWESOME:

1. Seeing that van in front of you at a stop light with a license plate reading "hrrypttr". 59823735489 bumper stickers all talking about Harry Potter and Hogwartz. True die hard fans.
2. Old Navy having everything 75% off. Thanks to you Old Navy.
3. This nice cute guy working at Maverik and mother tells him that he has a sparkle in his eye, he must have served a mission. And his reply, "Yes I did serve a mission, but actually I just got married."
4. Roadtrip to Jewtah this weekend.
5. BEAU IS HOME!